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2000 has an added bonus.

We can now refer to those killed in the illegal imoral war by the "thousands."

Instead of having to say something awkward like thousand plus, or god forbid, being burdened with having to actually know the number of troops killed, when just insert "thousands" whenever we please.

In this way, the 2000th customer did not die in vein.

Son of the South (c)

Boy - ya'll are a dumber than the Dumbya!

Doncha know that the REAL body count is tens of thousands!!

Ya'll are just too captivated by the lies of the Right Wing Media . . . Sheeples!


If a Lyberal, I mean, Progressyve, makes two inane points within the same sentence, is that double-driveling? Thanks in advance.

Les Ty Smitethee

nard (n.) - 1. an aromatic ointment used in antiquity; spikenard.
2. toiletry consisting of any of various substances resembling cream that have a soothing and moisturizing effect when applied to the skin; ointment

NAD (n.) A coenzyme, C21H27N7O14P2, occurring in most living cells and utilized alternately with NADH as an oxidizing or reducing agent in various metabolic processes.

Hopefully, this clears things up.

Sen. Durbin

Fitzmas is coming, Fitzmas is coming! Isn't it? Where's Fitzmas? Has Chimpy once again bought his way out of justice for the 2000 killed for Cheney's bank account? I need this Fitzmas to be merry. Even the milestone of 2000 dead for the lie cannot cover up the hurt if there are no indictments of the Bu$h KKKabal.

Friend of USA

The 2000 troops milestone reached.

Harriet Miers gone.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declared Wednesday that Israel is a "disgraceful blot" that should be "wiped off the map".

What a week for progressyves!

A 3 for 1 !

I think that some progressyves will start dancing naked in the streets, some may even self combust because of too much joy in one place.

A bonfire of burning unwashed oily hippies, what better way to celebrate?

Dr. E. Scientist, phD

I am deeply saddened by the number of dead. Only 2000? what does it say of a nation that is only willing to have 2000 of their children die to get a republican out of the Whitehouse?

Of course, I'd voluteer my kids, but they are busy protesting against the Gaia raping ban on hemp and hemp byproducts.

Middle America, pick up the pace! We Berkleyites can be expected to pull your weight no longer.

John from WuzzaDem

You're not going to try to blame Bush for this, are you?

Dr. E. Scientist, phD

Well, to be fair to middle America, it is Bush's, well really, Rove's total fascistic control of NPR that keeps ingorant america ignorant and reluctant to trade their kids for a republican free tomorrow.


I think back to my days at high school, and all of those jocks that used to kick my as when I told them I was smarter than them. "who's smarter now, bitch?"

can we surrender now to our Islamic overlords?


"can we surrender now to our Islamic overlords?"

Heck yeah, you can!! And here's a little bit of what they want:

"What are we calling you to, and what do we want from you?

(1) The first thing that we are calling you to is Islam.

(a) The religion of the Unification of God; of freedom from associating partners with Him, and rejection of this; of complete love of Him, the Exalted; of complete submission to His Laws; and of the discarding of all the opinions, orders, theories and religions which contradict with the religion He sent down to His Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him). Islam is the religion of all the prophets, and makes no distinction between them - peace be upon them all.

It is to this religion that we call you; the seal of all the previous religions. It is the religion of Unification of God, sincerity, the best of manners, righteousness, mercy, honour, purity, and piety. It is the religion of showing kindness to others, establishing justice between them, granting them their rights, and defending the oppressed and the persecuted. It is the religion of enjoining the good and forbidding the evil with the hand, tongue and heart. It is the religion of Jihad in the way of Allah so that Allah's Word and religion reign Supreme. And it is the religion of unity and agreement on the obedience to Allah, and total equality between all people, without regarding their colour, sex, or language.

(b) It is the religion whose book - the Quran - will remained preserved and unchanged, after the other Divine books and messages have been changed. The Quran is the miracle until the Day of Judgment. Allah has challenged anyone to bring a book like the Quran or even ten verses like it.

(2) The second thing we call you to, is to stop your oppression, lies, immorality and debauchery that has spread among you.

(a) We call you to be a people of manners, principles, honour, and purity; to reject the immoral acts of fornication, homosexuality, intoxicants, gambling's, and trading with interest.

We call you to all of this that you may be freed from that which you have become caught up in; that you may be freed from the deceptive lies that you are a great nation, that your leaders spread amongst you to conceal from you the despicable state to which you have reached.",11581,845725,00.html

The Observor left out Osama's XXOOXXOO at the end.


(a) We call you to be a people of manners, principles, honour, and purity; to reject the immoral acts of fornication, homosexuality, intoxicants, gambling's, and trading with interest.

Didn't say anything about weed.

Pass the bong...


"Didn't say anything about weed."

I believe that is covered by "intoxicants".

Van Helsing

Truly a joyous milestone for all moonbats. And they should all take pride: it would have taken longer to reach without their efforts.


"Didn't say anything about weed." ----

I believe that is covered by "intoxicants". ----


Son of the South ©

You can only smoke weed under Islam if you don't inhale!!!!!

Osama bin Clinton


It's not an "intoxicant"




Shee-yah, be sure to buy my next novel, Toker McBong and His Hookah of Dreams...pass the oreos and clam dip.


Poor Mother Sheehan... It's got to be hard to draw 90% of the media's attention when you're only 0.05% of all the grieving mothers out there. Still she keeps her chin up. I heard her on Al Franken this afternoon, and she did a little musical diddy to the tune of "My Favorite Things" that lightened my heart:

Crying for cameras,
and praying for Casey,
Calling BusHitler
A madmad who's crazy,
Bitch-slapping Hillary for supporting the war,
I'm a grieving mother and media whore!

He went in the Army
I tried to usurp him,
Then he was killed for
Oil and Halliburton.
Then I found my calling,
and went for the bling.
I'm Mother Cindy,
You may kiss my ring!

When the news clips
Show some "good" things
(Purple fingers in Iraq)
I pull out a nose hair to squeeze out a tear
And say "I just want



When the news clips
Show some "good" things
(Purple fingers in Iraq)
I pull out a nose hair to squeeze out a tear
And say "I just want my... boy... baaaaack!"

Talking Toaster

Cindy should be running low on nose hair by now.

Maybe she should pull the wild hair out of her *ss.

Friend of USA




I have a barrel of BBQ sauce.



I have a barrel of BBQ sauce.

---Sweet, or spicy??


"nard (n.) - 1. an aromatic ointment used in antiquity..."
Posted by: Les Ty Smitethee

Yeah, I knew dat; I posted a link to da definition previously.

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