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Barbara BoxEater

Larry, You stupid Asshole. Everytime you try to critique the Left you shove your foot right down your throat.

We knew Georgey-Peorgey was going to appoint that bug-eating troll while we were outside playing kickball and hopscotch; that was our plan.

Now we really have some ammunition against Mein Busch. Wait til those pot smoking hippies and dick-hugging anarchists hear about this from the Liberal Press. The intensity of the protests will cause all citizens to vote democrat as it has done so in the past.

Cricket

Oliver Willis is a toad. It is a conspiracy that the Dread Pirate Roberts ruled against toads.

howie

War is not hte ansewr. War is never the answer. Communication and compronise are the answer. The code word of a diplomat is restraint.

Cricket

You know howie, you are so right. We all exercise restraint when you pots soemthing silli bekause three is still hope you might leran soemthing, lik
how to spel.

Bubblehead

Howie, as usual, is right. The U.S. ambassador to the U.N. should be a model of restraint, right down to the ball gag and nipple clamps.

Friend of USA

Sometimes life imitates art.

Sometimes tofu imitates meat.

Sometimes no one can imitate Larry's satire;

"... Bolton has already insulted Secretary General Kofi Annan by showing up to the traditional introductory meeting without the customary kneepads and suitcase full of cash. "

I'm impressed Larry, I'm impressed.

On the bright side, the US won't have to give India or China lucrative kneepad manufacturing contracts no more.

stoorat

* I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a John Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman."

camojack

John Bolton Has No Teats?

Maybe not, but he's got the "accessories" that matter...

Cricket

Camo, I think you and Pile On must watch "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" to stay in training for the quips, puns and general hillarity that ensues from your cunning lingual double entendres.

ROFLMBO!

Cr'q't

All Hail, al bundy martyr brigades! We have met the enema and it is US! We do not have an infidel dog to lick our boots anymore, or appraise the size of our weapons and the intent of our suicides! The longer Bolton stays in, the more likely we will run out of willing jihadist patsies who will dispatch themselves against him.

This means we must either find more incentives than a 25,000 check and 72 Virginians. We must institute a draft!

camojack

Camo, I think you and Pile On must watch "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" to stay in training for the quips, puns and general hillarity that ensues from your cunning lingual double entendres.
ROFLMBO!
Posted by: Cricket | August 3, 2005 01:55 AM

I must confess to having viewed that 'pon occasion...it takes talent to be a cunning linguist!

Talking Toaster

You are right Liberal Larry. John Bolton Has No Teats! How can he be of any use without those giant teats developing turd-world countries can perpetually suckle. I demand that Bolton shave his rectum and bend over. If not he should resign. In his place I recommend:

1. Sherry Glaser of Breasts Not Bombs

2. Michael Moore

3. Giant Scrotum Guy

Moonchild

The haves take from the have-nots yet again. Check these facts on cash assests:

1. Haliburton - $30,000,000,000,000,000,000.45 & The Vice President of the United States.
2. United Nations - $.02 & a box full of monopoly money with W's picture on it.

Source: Giant scrotum guy via Ward Churchill.

Without proper funding, how can the UN maintain its rape corps and prop up Mugabe? I weep for the future of International Diplomacy.

Rosie O'Donnell

Bubblehead said,

Howie, as usual, is right. The U.S. ambassador to the U.N. should be a model of restraint, right down to the ball gag and nipple clamps.

Don't forget the handcuffs and strap-on! I will have to send him a care-package to complete his ensemble.

Sarge

howie, you little commie symp, what in the hell do you mean with this sissy war ain’t the answer crap?

War is the answer to most things, you dumb kid.

You little pinko 5th column retards should grow some balls, and I don’t mean the inflated kind you’re always talking about. What in the hell do you morons want to pump up your scrotums for? Mine’s already the size of a grapefruit, but that’s because of a night I spent with this Filipina bar girl before we shipped out of Subic Bay. Nothing serious. Coupla shots of penicillin and I’m good as new.

As I was saying, war is the answer to most things. Drop a coupla nukes over Teheran and see if those towel heads don’t cry “uncle”! More gas for me, too. Filling up the Expedition costs about 55 bucks!

I say, invade Canada. They just made gay marriage legal and they’ve got lots of oil. I’ll bet those Canucks would surrender to an army of Girl Scouts.

aelfheld
[...] bend over and blindly acquiesce without demanding anything in return.
But enough about your weekend.
aelfheld

Howie, why don't you tell that to the Confederate States of America.

Barbara

Dear sir i believe that Fox News should ditch
the aryan chick Anne Coulter!

Bu$hCausedMyGout

So guess what? Chimpy mcPootertoot is taking yet another vacation in Crawford Texas. Do you believe that? According to the famed historian Michael Moore he's practically been on vacation his whole presidency!!!!!

Friend of USA

The UN has scary ambitions ;

"[...] a final report issued by the United Nations' Working Group on Internet Governance (WGIG) suggesting that the U.N. assume global governance of the Internet."

( from Drudge report )

al-Bundy Martyr Brigades
The longer Bolton stays in, the more likely we will run out of willing jihadist patsies who will dispatch themselves against him.

Not true, Cr'q't. We just ask some simpleton to "deliver a package" to another jihadi, follow him at a safe distance, then at an opportune time, call him on one of our cell phones. But it's not really us calling him, it's his Maker! Tee hee! The joke is on him, and it beats the hell out of a whoopee cushion!

Next time he'll know better than to trust us…well, there won't be a next time, of course, but if there were, well, you know what I mean…

PsychoDad
War is not hte ansewr. War is never the answer. Communication and compronise are the answer.

Damn! I thought "dyslexia" was the answer, or at least the diagnosis. Maybe I'll get the next one.

The code word of a diplomat is restraint.

Apparently we've picked up a new word from the orderlies, usually used in a sentence such as "Get that clown in restraints, stat!"

howie

Almost 2,000 dead in Iraq and for what? Read more...

al-Bundy Martyr Brigades

War is never the answer. Communication and compronise are the answer.

abu-Howie is correct. The Brigades, in the spirit of the Religion of Peace, communicates the following compromise to you infidels: we'll only saw halfway through your necks, and use half as many nails in our bombs.

There. I can tell you that it took some doing to get the Brigades down with such a generous offer, but I think we've got all the jihadis on board. Now you infidels, for your part, can meet us halfway by becoming an eighth century theocracy. Deal?

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