The Extremist Skeleton in John Roberts' Closet

Leading democrats in congress have generously requested that Bush's Supreme Court appointee meet only two simple requirements. As stated in the Constitution:

1. He must not allow idealogy to interfere with his decisions, and

2. He must be head-over-heels, red-hot, crazy-in-love with abortion.

So far, Judge Roberts hasn't been very forthcoming concerning his opinions about a Woman's Right to Choose. His reluctance to burst into giddy squeals of joy at the mere mention of "abortion" is cause enough for alarm. Nonetheless, gracious democrats were willing to accept him as a "moderate" until evidence could be manufactured to the contrary, and then repeated in a hysterical furvor until it drowns out all else. However, there have been quiet rumblings from the general vicinity of Ted Kennedy's stately blowhole that suggest Roberts is an extremist in moderate's clothing, a religious zealot who seeks to overturn Roe v. Wade and condemn millions of innocent abortionists to death by starvation. While Roberts continues to stonewall, several notes scrawled on the back of a Boston-area buffet menu suggest that Roberts is less than enthusiastic about the concept of tearing a fetus apart inside its mother's womb and wouldn't recommend it to anyone. Suddenly, Bush's pick doesn't seem quite the "moderate", does he?

The appointment of a Supreme Court Justice should not be taken lightly. A Woman's Right to Choose is the magic hat from which all other rights are conjured - from a Right to Same-Sex Marriage to a Right to a Living Wage. As a jury member in an active court case, I have a deep respect for the sanctity of our judicial system, and refuse to entrust to a side show freak who becomes squeamish over the thought of a baby's brains being sucked out through its skull so mommy won't have to miss a party.

Comments

[al-Bundy Martyr Brigades]

Ah, infidel Larry, now you appreciate the wisdom of the Prophet (Peace be upon him) and shari'a. We don't waste any time on juries, and still less on Supreme Court appointments or voting. OK, OK, we lose a little time here and there getting our knives and swords sharpened, but not that much.

/ululating

[Sen. Durbin]

Not to brag, but I have been on the forefront of the anti-Roberts movement ever since that hateful, intolerant Nazi bastard was appointed by the oil-grabbing Chimp. And, as the great oracle Bill Maher stated last night on the Tonight Show, anybody who looks as clean-cut as Roberts must have some major skeletons in his closet. My hypothesis is that John Roberts is the one who has been kidnapping white women en masse, leading the media to sensationalized coverage that diverts America's attention from Bu$h's crimes. I'll have my staff look into it.

[Cr'Q't]

Lar, if you are not so squeamish about a Womyn's Ryght To Choose, then you should be giddy with glee at the retro abortions taking place as done by the insurgents.

I know Senator Durban is.

[Annoyed Proctologist]

Bill Maher is so right. He is too squeaky clean. I volunteer B(ill) M(aher) to use a proctoscope to find dirt.

Of course, anything like that is easily flushed away...but then, someone like B(ill) M(aher) should know.

[spd rdr]

Jesus, Larry...be forthcoming come voire dire.
You are a lighting rod for righteous progessive thinking, buddy. Karl Rove would KILL to get his hands on you.

Dig the "magic hat" reference.

[Jeremy]

A Woman's Right to Choose is the magic hat from which all other rights are conjured - from a Right to Same-Sex Marriage to a Right to a Living Wage.

A magic hat!! Exactly, I love it!

[brainsample]

al-Bundy Martyr Brigades:

We progressives salute you and all Minute Man-like warriors who share all of our progressive ideals.

Progressives understand Sha'r'i'a's quaint notions toward womyns' equality-- particularly a womyn's right to shred a fetus in her womb to little bits-- are provincial colloquialisms only.

Certainly these misunderstandings between us will quickly cleared up after we join hands, singing songs in praise of the victory over Bush and his Haliburton masters.

[#009387463 Gitmo, Cuba]

Larry, you're a fucking idiot!

Don't you see that abortion's just a diversion??! Herr Rumsfeld and Herr Rove want to get the progresyv movement preoccupied with this while they criminalize free speech! That Bush is a stupid evil genious.

Look me up when you arrive. We can share some breadcrumbs and cockroach. Can you bring an extra pair of underwear?

[camojack]

"Ted Kennedy's stately blowhole"?

THAT'S funny!!!

[Menstrual Rainbow]

Lets not mince our words, John Roberts is an R-A-P-I-S-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. We've tried to be reasonable but John Roberts is doing everything short of getting his big hairy penis out and shoving up our bottoms. The founding father may have been racist, Kwanzaa hatin, slave owners but the one good thing they did was to insert the right fo wimmin to terminate their fetuses, despite not actually mentioning abortion, or the procedure being medically feasible 200 years ago.

DOWN WITH BIG OIL AND HATE!!!!

[Cricket]

Magic hat=tin foil hat? Kool-Aid drinkers on the Left?

Brilliant.

[Hankmeister]

And here's the real scandal about John Roberts, HIS MOTHER WAS PRO-LIFE!

What a bunch of radical KKKhristian kkkonservatives. And I bet they don't even like kool-aid. How unAmerican.

[Hankmeister]

brainsample, I don't want to disrespect brave Islamic freedom fighters and their fight for wymyn's rights, but I assume the real reason abortion hasn't caught on in countries that practice the religion of peace Islam is because they haven't found a way to safely and lovingly behead fetuses in the womb.

Our own American medical establishment has to resort to pulling a baby's head out of the vagina and ramming a pair of scissors in the back of its head in order to suck its brains out if a mother decides at the last minute live birthing the fetus is a mistake. I have to admit, as a progressyve I find this practice disturbing but we all have to circle the wagons unless the Bu$Hitler/Halliburton/Cheney/RoveHimmler junta gain the power to force women to have unprotected sex and then make them carry their fetuses to full term, thereby running the risk of having ten million American wymyn a year dying from either emotional distress or birthing complications at birthing an animate cancerous tumor.

And such forced birthings, resulting in the deaths of millions of progressyve wymen each year, will only serve to further deplete the liberal Democratic voter population. And wouldn't the Rethuglikkkan party just love that! See how insidious this "pro-life" conspiracy really is?

[Friend of USA]

I saw Bill Maher on the tonight show, and he was a little obsessed with mentionning some right-wing dude had sodomized his wife in her sleep, I think he said it 3 times.

He was not trying to be funny, he was trying to hurt the right.

It's too bad because as long as he stays out of Bashing Bush and conservatives, Bill Maher can be very funny.

His stand-up act about what the stupidest people might do and disclaimers was hilarious.
You know the 3 pages of cautions and warnings you get when you buy a salad bowl such as ;
" not for internal use "( ???!!! )
" do not set on fire " ( ?... ) or " do not use as motorcycle helmet " ( duh!...)

[Menstrual Rainbow]

"I assume the real reason abortion hasn't caught on in countries that practice the religion of peace Islam is because they haven't found a way to safely and lovingly behead fetuses in the womb."

True sista, it is also because they haven't been able to develop fetus sized martyrdom belts yet.

[Son of the South (c)]

Womyn should never have to miss something important, e.g., a party, just for something silly, e.g., a lifeless embryo. Jeez. What's so hard to see?

[al-Bundy Martyr Brigades]

Progressives understand Sha'r'i'a's quaint notions toward womyns' equality-- particularly a womyn's right to shred a fetus in her womb to little bits-- are provincial colloquialisms only.

brainsample,

The Religion of Peace does not support shredding fetuses in the womb. The Religion of Peace does not discriminate. We support shredding everyone, anywhere, all the time.

Since you support our jihad...er...make that, "cultural expression"...we will shred you last.

Go in peace, until you go in pieces, my infidel friend.

[bridge_to_tomorrow]

Larry, you're harshing my mellow dude. Chill...pass the bong...

[Bu$hCausedMyGout]

"I saw Bill Maher on the tonight show, and he was a little obsessed with mentionning some right-wing dude had sodomized his wife in her sleep, I think he said it 3 times."
Well, goddess bless his wife. She is a beautiful person if she can look beyond the superficial and have sex with Bill Maher. He's beautiful on the INSIDE - like Dennis Kucinich.
What'll Ted Kennedy and Chuck Shumer do if Roe v. Wade is overturned? They'll have to take their girlfriends to get Deprovera shots or something rather than paying the $10 co-pay for an abortion. Poor, poor Teddy. :-( You know what this means... more women will die in car-drownings and it will be all Bu$HitlerChimpy and his Pinocchio-boy, Roberts' fault!!

[Damian G.]

I have hankerin' for some foetus grog.

[Talking Toaster]

Roberts may look squeaky clean - but he's not! He misspelled Havana three times!!! {that's three times !!!} Out of 50,000 pages of material meticulously scrutinized by the NY Times he misspelled it "Havanna." No man that debauches the spelling of one the most progressyve cities in world should be allowed on the Supreme Court! He's guilty. Case close. Ted Kennedy get that blowhole blowing!

See Powerlines to Genitals blog

See: the nice NY Times

[Friend of USA]

Despite all the efforts of the left;

"A new poll has found that Americans are the happiest people on the planet.

“With a few exceptions, Americans are generally happier with their lives and more optimistic about their future than most Europeans,” a Harris poll states."

Read the rest at

[Jimmy Smith]

"Death by Starvation"

That was so funny I was rolling. That was funny.

[Hankmeister]

What's so funny about death by starvation, Jimmy Smith? As most progressyves know, starving someone to death is a very loving act which leads to some very euphoric experiences for the one being starved/dehyrdrated to death.

I don't know why Michael Schiavo didn't join his wife Terri in an euphoric embrace of such a natural thing like death...Oh yeah, I forgot, he had another baby factory on the side.

Now there's a truly progressyve man, porking one woman while putting another out of her misery...that is if she wasn't braindead she would have been in misery...but if she was braindead instead of brain-damaged what was with giving her morphine?

Oh well, it really doesn't matter, it was all state sanctioned and legal...and euphoric to boot.

[Jimmy Smith]

Hankmeister you obviously didn't read his article. It said that it would condem abortion doctors to death by starvation. Suggesting that they eat the aborted fetuses. Which I thought was funny because knowing those kooks I wouldn't be surprised if that was true.