They took away our freedom. They took away our civil liberties. They even took away free school lunches for inner city children. Now, they are taking away our eyes.
According to a recent report by the FDA, the impotency medication "Viagra" causes blindness. At last, now we know why Bob Dole spent so much time hawking the drug, and it wasn't just to creep everyone out. Obviously, the GOP is creating an army of perpetually horny jazz pianists, for what evil purposes I have yet to uncover.
One thing is for certain, blind people cannot vote - nor can they bear witness to the horrible crimes of the Bush Junta. Nor can they read this entry informing them of Bush's sinister plot. Unless, of course, their monitors display in braille - but I doubt they do, thanks to Bush's slashing of funds to help the visually impaired. Meanwhile, the wealthiest 1% of Bush's Big Viagra buddies fill their pockets with the eyeballs of working families.