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Why didn't that grenade go off? Why DIDN'T that grenade go off!

I see the hand of KKKarl Rove here, confidently hurling a Halliburton manufactured DUD towards Chimpy, as a press opportunity extraordinaire!

Bu$Hitler was probably too drunk or stoned to notice KKKarl lobbing anything at him, anyway.

As an aside, LL, you are aware that the Georgians have phenominally lengthy lives, which proves that waiting in line for toilet paper, labour camps, and not eating fresh foods etc. has something going for it. Just wait until the inevitable encroachment of the KFC's and McDonalds, and the Georgians will be exploding like toads to the glee of their new capitalist masters.


Irony at it's best!

. . . Joe Stalin [...] knew a thing or two about bringing people together.

In large groups.

In shallow graves.


Liberal Larry:

Help me out Larry. Iddybud accused me of making fun of her body parts.

I don't recall doing so.

Can you reach into your "Big Bucket o' Bilge" and see if I indeed did diss any of her bits?

I've already asked her to post the offending comment, and she hasn't.

I may have to stop forgetting to take my Alzheimer's meds.



Can you BELIEVE they want to put a conservative on PBS??? Why, there ought to be a law!!!

Friend of USA

Indeed, it has been said that “democracy is the worst form of government, except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.”


You wish.

Change your sheets.

Che Guevarito

You thought they were yelling "Buuushi, Buuushi!"? Haven't you ever been to a sporting event where the ref makes a bad call?

The Georgians were heckling Bush, not praising him.


A bizzaro Bill Moyers on PBS, unthinkable. It's terrible what we have done to Eastern Europe. Taken the indigenous hunter-gatherers living in harmony with nature and imposed our values and double cheeseburgers on them. Can botox and deep-ass therapy be far behind. Soon they will be carrying around shaved rats with tuxedos on like Porous Hilton and several other cultural icons to numerous to mention. Can Boris really be happy with a low-rider and a bevy of ho's? I long for the days when Natasha and several hundred other cronies were sweeping red square with a whiskbroom on a stick.


POROUS = permeable to liquids. If you squeezed that anorexic guttersnipe hard enough, the people in the first 6 rows would need body condoms to protect themselves from flying jizz. Not unlike a Gallagher concert.

Che Guevarito

It looks like Iddy is blocking my comments, now.

I feel like my Second Ammendment rights to "Post Unadulterated by Electronic Means Without Recourse" have been violated. (The 2nd Ammendment is long, confusing, and full of legalese. Many people have misinterpreted it and missed the part about unrestricted blogging in the past.)

Che Guevarito

And KKKarl Rove told Howie to put one too many 'm's in Amendment.

Bush Ate My Soul...

"This time, however, he was a little too obvious. Only a dimwitted con would prefer the corrupt, Western-style democracy Georgia now languishes under to the kinder, gentler, more progressive democracy it enjoyed before Jimmy Carter won the Cold War."

Finally someone gets it - that's what they WANT us to think. Solzhenitsyn was another Karl Rove plant. You've got to hand it to the cons, they are patient. And cunning as spiders.

Just imagine waiting all those years for a plan to ripen: the whole Russian dissident thing, Glasnost, the dissolution of the Soviet Union, all just to set the stage for this ridiculous display of neo-con chicanery.

And to think the Shrub was a mere lad at the time, and already busily plotting the demise of multilateralism and the rise of the Fourth Reich with KKKarl Rove.

I tell you, the man is Evil.


I, Too, addresed this issue. Clik my name for an educational vignette.


You know that grenade episode had to be another KKKarl Rove kkkonspiracy to make Shrubya look good.

If it had been an Islamic freedom fighter or even one of our own anti-war progressive, we would have been smart enough to pull the pin. I mean, what idiot would miss such a target of opportunity like that? So it must have been a media kkkonspiracy by RoveHimmler. Wake up America.

"Better be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident security." Edmund Burke

BTW, howie is still a neo-kkkon mole.


To spare yourself the grief of visting Howies madhouse for an "educational vinaigrette", here's one for you:

Caramel Citrus Vinaigrette
Yield: 3 cups or 24 oz.

2 cups extra virgin olive oil
1/4 cup caramel sauce
1/4 cup apple juice
1/8 cup orange juice
1/8 cup pineapple juice
1/8 cup honey
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 tablespoon lime juice
2 tablespoons finely chopped parsley or cilantro (use one or both)
Salt and pepper to taste
Toasted pecans to taste (optional)
Click my name for the educational vinaigrette site where the *issue*, in it's entirety, is addressed...even though it's obviously NOT a *True Progressive* site, as they endorse anything "Virgin" or "Extra Virgin".

Bush Ate My Soul...

Hankmeister, that was just a plot gone horribly wrong.

The grenade was actually meant to explode, causing injuries more serious than those caused by choking on a pretzel, but less fatal than death. A transparent ploy to co-opt the Max Cleland demographic.

Just a pathetic attempt by the Shrub to divert attention from the fact that he was goofing off in a fighter jet for two years during Vietnam, unlike John Kerry who served a hellish 4 months of a 12 month tour.

Friend of USA

I think it was more like 3 months and 19 days, wich makes him an even bigger hero.

A hero who still refuses to release - even though he promised he would - his 180 papers ( or something like that ) so humble he is about his great achievements.

Che Guevarito

The grenade was obviously the result of Bush letting the assault weapons ban sunset. I mean, if scary looking weapons were illegal, a hand grenade would have to be double-secret-probation illegal. (Reference, anyone?)

Don't let the NRA wackos try and use that tired old, "If hand grenades are made illegal, only criminals will have hand grenades" crap. Like Michael Moore says, "We must all boycott Wal-Mart until they stop selling hand grenades to any 10-year old in a Boy Scout uniform! Hand grenades only belong in the hands of insurgents."

Oops, I peed a little.


You forgot to mention the fact that Bush survived a grenade attack.

Hitler also survived several assasination attempts. Coincidence? I don't think so. I see a disturbing pattern emerging.


"Georgia On My Mind"

I think the whole incident was some sort of Hali-Bush-Cheney-Rove-Rums-Reich set up to send us the message in "code" that "(John Michael) Bolton SHALL be UN Ambassador", meaning now we're going to have to endure hearing him sing that friggin' song HOW many times...???? The Rethugs seem to be inching away from re-education camps straight into frickin' torture camps!!!


I'm afraid that you are all a victim of the Russian/English language barrier. You have confused hand grenades with horse shoes!


Its obvious what Reinhard Heyrich, I mean Rove, was doing with the grenade attack:

Still smarting from his cum-uppance last November, Bush needed to re-establish his combat creds vis-a-vis Kerry, by staging and surviving a grenade attack. The intent was for the grenade to actually go off and kill a few bystanders in the crowd. Bush would be safely shielded by the crowd, but would emerge a hero, looking macho and creating a pretext for further fascist repression at the same time.

Rove delegated the actual grenade-chucking task to one of the locals, but the redneck Georgian got wind of the plot. Not wanting to do anything that would make Schrub look good, he deliberately sabotaged his own mission by leaving in the pin.

The Powers That Be


Credit goes out to Liberal Larry for forcing crazy Jude ( to implement moderation in her comments.

Che Guevarito

You are so onto something. I wonder if, since JFK is rightfully the president (Since it is common knowledge that Bush stole Ohio), was that grenade meant for him? Does John Kerry deserve another medal for narrowly escaping death in combat once again?

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