Liberal Larry's Big Bag o' Hate Mail

Since Bush decided to withold the flu vaccine from every one who didn't vote for him, I'm now fighting off a serious case of Captain Tripps. Therefore, I will bless you with another smattering of vile hate mail. Most of these came in response to my Americans are Dumb entry. In fact, I think that single post generated more right-wing rants than anything else I've wrote. So much for "compassionate conservativism", huh?

Mike wants to meet me by the fire hydrant after school:

Hey Asshole!! I voted for Bush!!!.....what are you going to do about it? - Mike

Well, Mike, as your hateful tirade shows, America is more divided than ever. Bush promised to be a uniter, but then he turned around and refused to cater to my wants and needs. What you and I must do is reach across party lines, try to bridge the divide between us and find some common ground. So I'll see you at the Not In Our Name rally this weekend. We'll all sit around a roaring campire full of American flags, and tell horror stories about 200 years of U.S. imperialism. Now that I've opened the door of friendship, it's up to you to walk through. You never will, though, if you keep letting Rush Limbaugh do your thinking for you.

Harvey Whitcomb bloviates:

Astounding, but all too predictable.  Keep it up.  The clueless attitude your website evidences will continue to cloud your mind (and those of similar philosophy) to the point that you will move even farther away from the American ideals and therefore from any chance to gain power over the people of this great country. As you wallow in your hate, spouting your obsolete, elitist, socialist outlooks you can't see that you are just plain wrong. That's good for the USA. It is my hope that you continue to spew your hatred for good men like George Bush so that honest people will see your true colors and reject your foolishness.

On the other hand, you could grow up and do something positive for America instead of just bitching, whining and casting baseless aspersions.  Naahhhhh.  Won't happen will it?

So keep it up.

Harvey Whitcomb, AIA
Architect
Denver, CO

That's rich coming from a man who designs prisons for a living. You're the Albert Speer of the Military/Industrial complex, Harv. You're the last one who should be lecturing people about "hate". Stop listening to Rush Limbaugh and go to college.

Ken Babbitt asks:

Is there a fund I can contribute to so you can get a one-way ticket to France.......And not come back?

Mr. Babbitt (fitting name), stop listening to Rush Limbaugh and go get an education. I suggest you take an American Lit. course and pick up Sinclair Lewis' immortal book. If you haven't learned to hate George Bush by page three, then there's no hope for you.

Kevin Crawford also suggests I move to France:

All right!! A website for losers! What a humiliating defeat for you America haters!! HA HA HA!! Down in flames!! Down in flames!! You whine like a bunch of little girls who can’t get what they want. This is awesome watching you squirm like little maggots. Go watch a Micheal Moore movie, move to France, cower in fear from terrorists, you sad small minded little man. Kerry? A coward who shit on the memory of those who served. Too much of a coward to throw his own medals, too much of an out of touch liberal wacko to even dream of being President.Gore? LOST! Kerry? LOST! Democrats are the official loser group of the new century, and you lead this bunch of cowards quite nicely. I bet you had the shit kicked out of you every day in high school. Enjoy the next four years. Man how sweet it is. How sweet it is. Hillary in 08?

That one touched me so deeply that I took pen in hand to write Mr. Crawford back...

Glad you're happy. I doubt you'll be so jolly, though, when your daughter finds herself horribly stricken with pregnancy and can't get an abortion anywhere because Bush has eliminated a Woman's Right to Choose. Stop regurgitating Rush Limbaugh and go to college. - Liberal Larry

Mr. Crawford responds by reminding me that he's a "mainstream democrat":

Dude pull your head out of your ass. Your moronic rantings alienated a lot of people.  Mainstream Democrats like myself see idiots like you running their mouths with these inane, ridiculous, paranoid delusions, and want nothing to do with it. You can thank yourself, and ilk like yourself for losing the election.  Micheal Moore and Al Franken 'statesman' ? Are you high, ignorant, or both? You are a joke. Enjoy the next 4 years. And my daughter isn't out whoring around apparently like someone else's daughter.

Sorry, Mr. Crawford, but Michael Moore and Al Franken are the mainstream democrats. Turn off Rush Limbaugh for once and learn to use your tiny pea brain.

So with that, I'll close the Big Bag o Hate Mail and go get some sleep.

By the way, you might want to check out The Commissar's Map of the Empire. He has me a little too close to that fascist Michelle Malkin for my tastes, but at least I'm out of missile range from Cassandra.

Comments

[Vishnu Troll Daddy Earth Goddess]

I just heard that Scott Peterson was found guilty. I am sure that he is truly innocent and this is all just a big plot by the Bu$Hitler-Asscross-Gonzales Junta to frame a man for murder when all he really wanted was to help his wife exercise her right to choose an abortion. And the way they rigged the jury, to find him guilty of murder of an unborn son? COME ON PEOPLE. You know that life doesn't begin until a child is given a social security number. This is just a blatant attempt to run around the law of the land in Roe v. Wade, and once again, without addressing the desires of the people in this so-called "democracy" try to make people think that the unborn have special rights, like a right to not be cut out of their mothers womb. Today Scott Peterson is guilty, tomorrow we will all be forced to resort to coathangers in back alleys, and Shrub is looking at putting at least 3 and maybe more judges on the Supreme Court in the next 4 years.

Sorry to rant off topic, Larry, but this breaking news has to be told!

[Wes]

I'm glad Bush won just 'cause we get 4 more years of Liberal Larry!
You rule, you whining Liberal pantywaist!

[Sobek]

Keep up the good work, Larry. If you're pissing off the hate-mongers, you know you're touching all the right nerves.

Heh.

[Ted]

Obviously this website is very serious and shows off Liberal Larry's sensitive musings and any right winge who disagrees should stop listening to Rush Limbaugh and start thinking for themselves. For example it was Liberal Larry who said that Michael Moore and Al Franken's sneering got us liberal 48% of the vote so if they doubled their sneering Kerry would have received 96% of the vote. It was Liberal LArry who pointed out that the time change two weeks ago was a Republican ploy to make Democrats show up an hour after polls closed. Blame Bush. Blame Bush indeed.

[Pile On®]

C'mon now Lar, you can tell us, that letter isn't from "Mike" is it? It's from your Grandma isn't it?

[Cheney W. Halliburton]

Yes, I agree. All of us to the right of Liberal Larry should stop listening to Rush Limbaugh on January 20, 2009 -- which is when MY talk radio program will debut.

[Moonchild]

Give 'em hell Larry! These so-called "people" have been belched from the pits of hell, and it's about time they stopped the hate and reached out for the light cast from Noam Chomsky's aura. If they don't, I'll be forced to give more money to MoveOn and Air America in order to drive a stake into the quivering black mass they call "hearts".

[Stalin Lives In Boston]

I took your advice, Larry. I stopped listening to Rush Limbaugh and I went to college. Now I have seen the error of my ways and have joined my local Kerry-Moore wish circle (we changed it to "wish circle" after we concluded that "prayer circle" indicates preference for the mythical non-entity that rigged this election).

While I'm still getting used to the gay sex, it IS nice to be able to abort as many children as I want (or don't want for that matter). I, of course, use the term 'children' as a context for a non-living parasite that plagues women.

Our hope is that we might be able to use their scraps to try and bring Superman back to life to kill Jesus one more time. Hopefully, the bastard stays dead this time and doesn't ruin anymore elections.

Pass the bong and the patchoulli.

[CavalierX]

You may have stopped them from listening to Rush Limbaugh, Larry, but how on Earth can you stop them from watching FOX news, when every new tv made in America comes with that channel locked in, thanks to Bu$hitler?

[spd rdr]

Good Lord, Larry. How do you keep from wetting your pants everyday?

[Cassandra]

Larry: I hate to disillusion you, but we're not even on the map - I was shocked to see "Cassandra" on there, but it's my Evil Twin (who I think is a man).

I don't think I've made the "A list" (or even the B list) yet :) I shall endeavor to shamelessly suck up to you guys in the "in crowd" in hopes that someday we, too, will be invited to the party :)

[Stalin Lives In Boston]

THIS JUST IN!!!!

it looks like michael moore is in the planning stages to make a sequel to his 100% unbiased factumentary, fahrenheit 9/11!!!!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=487&e=14&u=/ap/film_fahrenheit_follow_up

members of my kerry-moore wish circle are PRACTICALLY GUARANTEEING that this movie will ensure that Dumbya will not be elected president in 2008!

[bahabuddha™]

You mean there's another Cassandra?

And Lar, I took your advice one step further; I'm not watching/listening to anything except "Sliders" reruns on FX.

Oh and I watched the movie "Saw". Which is exactly what this Bush presidency feels like. They find a way to make you kill yourself.

Pass the bong and razor wire.

[Cheney W. Halliburton]

Here you go, Baha.

The bong is on the house, but the razor wire is $1.79 a foot. You'll probably need two or three feet to get the job done, what with tying it off and wrapping it around a couple of times.

[JannyMae]

Cheney, I'd take payment in advance, if I were you.

[Cheney W. Halliburton]

I didn't get to be where I am by selling on credit.

[JannyMae]

I kind of figured as much, Cheney!

[Jessie]

Wow, I'm guessing that none of the other commentors can spell satire?

[Kool-Aid Drinker's Domestic Partner]

Satyre -- er, satiar? Um, satier?

Guh! I refuse to be oppressed by any word that can't be spelled whatever way I choose to spell it!

[Cricket]

Oh that's a new group that we can exploit, er um USE to help us achieve total freedom! Those who are spelling challenged and yet have the guts to stand up to difficult word that even second graders can spell. Who will not be oppressed by standardized spelling! By chance, did you have problems with the butterfly ballots in the 2000 coup d'etat in Florida?

[Moonchild]

"Lurn tu rede an rite gud inglish an vote!"

Fascist English teachers probably won't go for it, but who needs their red-state moralizing? Besides, I think it's a really gud slogan.

[Kool-Aid Drinker's Domestic Partner]

Butterflies frighten me.

[Mourning Dove]

I LOVE butterflies. They taste just like crickets--er, I mean, grasshoppers! *burp*

[spacemonkey]

Pinko commie

[bahabuddha™]

CWH - $1.79 a foot?!!? But I was gonna do my whole family too (how could I leave them to face the ravages of another Bushitlereich 4 years).

Would you accept an out of state, two-party, bad check?