Dear Sen. Kerry,
I know John Edwards promised that if you were elected, disabled Americans would spring up out of their wheelchairs and walk again. But even though you lost, I think it would be a wonderful gesture of goodwill on your part if you went ahead and healed all the handicapped people anyway. After all, the Christians are to blame for your loss, not America's physically challenged. It's not fair that they should be condemned to another four years chained to their wheelchairs because a few right wing nutjobs voted the wrong way. Do them a favor and them let walk again. If it makes you feel any better, you can cripple the evangelists.