Bush Thugs Drag Seniors From Their Homes
While Bush preps for his Grand Carnival of Lies tonight, thousands of Florida seniors are being dragged from their homes by jackbooted thugs. All across the Sunshine State, retirement communities and convalescent homes are being turned into ghost towns as frightened elderly Americans are herded onto unmarked buses and shipped off to parts unknown.
Florida was a highly contested state in the 2000 election, with many seniors cruelly robbed of their vote by a deviously confusing butterfly ballot. It appears that this year Bush is taking no chances, and is systematically purging the entire state of its senior citizens.
But where are all these poor people being taken to? The answer may lie in the mysterious and sudden depletion of the state's plywood supply. Are secret internment camps being built deep in the Florida everglades? Are helpless senior citizens being held against their will to prevent them from voting for John Kerry this November? Or are Florida's living treasures being euthanized and turned into an alternative food source?
Only Bush knows, and he's not talking.
Soylent Green is people!
Posted by: aelfheld | September 02, 2004 at 06:51 PM
Shh!!!
Posted by: bahabuddha™ | September 02, 2004 at 08:40 PM
Dammit, that hurricane is going to wreck all of our secret stealth oil rigs off the Florida coast.
RO-O-O-O-O-O-OVE!!!
Posted by: Cheney W. Halliburton | September 03, 2004 at 12:05 PM
It is the conzentration camps that Ashcroft is building and putting Hitlery in charge of, to ready her for her time as POTUS...or they are getting the perps at Abu Ghraib to do it.
That or they are going to visit Saddam and kick his butt.
Posted by: La Femme Crickita | September 04, 2004 at 01:57 AM
Hey, are these the same folks that are registered both in Florida and New York? What a coup! Killing two birds with one stone! Bush may be dumb, but he's CLEVER!
Posted by: JannyMae | September 10, 2004 at 04:43 PM