"Thank you for bravely serving our country during Vietnam," one zombie said.
"How does it feel to be so loved all around the world?" asked another.
That's how it goes at these cheesy "Ask President Bush" lovefests he throws at all his campaign stops. You won't hear anyone asking Shrubya how it feels to be the greatest mass murderer since Ronald Reagan, or why he sat and stared at the wall for twenty minutes while New York burned.
The GOP is so desperate to conceal the fact that the whole world hates Bush, they've starting staging phony campaign rallies and packing them full of hired stooges. Only die-hard, kool-aid drinking cons are permitted inside these bogus events, while anyone with a dissenting opinion and a sack full of feces is turned away at the door. Dashikis are searched. "Bush = Hitler" signs are confiscated. Intrusive questions are asked, like "Why are you completely naked and drenched with ketchup?" and "Are you out of your f*cking mind?" It's all a concerted effort too keep real Americans out and weirdo right-wingers in.
A call to Washington State GOP Reichsführer Chris Vance was met with the following rude response:
"Perhaps when you learn to behave like rational, responsible adults, you'll get to sit at the big table with the grown-ups."
The nazi hung up before I could scream "FASCIST!" and blast my airhorn into the phone.
Just another example of Bush's relentless shredding of the Constitution. But we don't have to sit still for it. I encourage all progressive-thinking Americans to converge on New York City and show these jackbooted nabobs that we won't tolerate their constant subversion of our first amendment rights. If we roll enough cars, smash enough windows, and loot enough Nike Towns, they'll realize we mean business and ease up with the fascist police state tactics.
Then we'll see who gets to sit at their big grown up table.
The funny thing is that W is holding a bunch of credit cards in his hand and grinning like a monkey in a bannana planation after having maxed out the cards. And what company gets the interest? halli-cheney that's who.
And W CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN WHY HE DID IT.
Posted by: Bad Commie | August 20, 2004 at 06:10 PM
Ahh. Good stuff, Larry.
Posted by: Donnah | August 20, 2004 at 06:20 PM
Bad Commie, you say that like it's a bad thing. For me it definitely isn't.
Here, have some cake.
Posted by: ch | August 21, 2004 at 08:12 AM
Oh wonderful, now this site's goofy Left-wing software is truncating my name. Censorship! Censorship!!!
<snicker>
(These Lefties can't even do censorship right. By trying to suppress our book spreading our obvious, thinly veiled lies about Kerry, they're only bringing it more attention.)
Posted by: Cheney W. Halliburton | August 21, 2004 at 08:14 AM
Tinfoil cap time at MoveOn.org. Word is out that someone hacked into their donor list. CNET news articles quotes one 'disturbed' Leftoid:
"This is extremely disturbing," said one subscriber, when contacted through e-mail. The subscriber asked that his or her name not be used. "I'm not sure if I should be worried or not, but I am," the person said.
I would think that a MoveOn.org 'subscriber' would be proud to his him/her/transgendered name listed publicly. Isn't that what standing by one's convictions is all about? What's the point of proclaiming that Bush is Hitler if you do it anonymously? Or does this 'disturbed' whack-job think that Ashkroft and his Sturmabteilung will be tracking down all the 'subscribers' and hustling them off to some Konzentrationslager in Texas?
Next - MoveOn.org and Ashkroft's mind-rays. Get the foil!!
Posted by: MrGrumpyDrawers | August 21, 2004 at 11:32 AM
It's actually funny that they're so worried -- as if we didn't already have all that information on them before the glitch.
Posted by: Cheney W. Halliburton | August 21, 2004 at 03:29 PM
fuck you
Posted by: smiller | August 22, 2004 at 05:55 AM
Leahy? Is that you?
Posted by: Cheney W. Halliburton | August 23, 2004 at 05:33 AM
you will be slaughter like iraq insrgents if you try that type of think in New york, but it want be bush killing you it will be the New Yorkers, because they don't put up with that stuff.
Posted by: cube | August 23, 2004 at 07:23 AM
Really? Seems like the Noo Yawkers put up with it all the time during the reign of Mayor Ed Koch when the police were afraid to go into Harlem.
Posted by: La Femme Crickita | August 23, 2004 at 03:31 PM
Bush is a monkey! Bush is a chimp! Bush likes Bannanas! BUSH BUSH BUSH!
HE KNOWS WHERE EVERY BANNANA IS BURIED.
Posted by: Bad Commie | August 23, 2004 at 06:31 PM
George W. Bush is indeed hated and despised. Bush may not be “self-aware” relative to his narcissistic personality disorder. A lot of mentally ill people are oblivious and/or in denial of their mental illness. But Bush is probably aware that he has psychological problems. Bush may quibble over semantics or interpretations or opinions about whether it would be appropriate or fair to say that he has psychological problems of “clinical significance.”
George W. Bush is gravely mentally ill and needs help.
It is on the Internet: people are “counting the days til Bush leaves office.”
The American people can hardly wait til Bush leaves office. The presidency of Bush has been a nightmare for the American people and for the world. The narcissistic personality disorder of Bush has certainly contributed to what is almost his inability to do anything right.
Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
http://andrewyu-jenwang.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Andrew Yu-Jen Wang | November 23, 2008 at 10:40 PM